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With both hands you lift the gigantic nose from the cabinet. Its outside is made of a thick, glossy, creamy rubber that could easily resist a powerful smashing. You wiggle-waggle your index finger inside the left nostril and feel a greasy, dirty, knotted ponytail spiraling deep inside the cavity.
  1. Pull the ponytail out of the nose.
  2. Forget about the ponytail and wear the nose on your face, as a disguise.
  3. Forget about everything and use the nose to cover up your bared crotch.