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Having grown somewhat fond of that rolling head, you can't really just abandon him now. You stride back into the security office, feeling utterly confident in the unrecognizability that your nose costume affords before realizing that you haven't yet developed a plausible story for who you should pretend to be.
  1. You are Bernardo, a ghost horse whisperer.
  2. You are Lil' Crayfish, a meth addict.
  3. You are Paperclip, an electrician.