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You dial option three (for all other inquiries). While you are waiting to connect you glimpse your inner demon waddling sideways towards the stairwell, but then a raspy voice picks up the line, "Hey there lover, this is Pearl. What can I do for you?"
  1. Talk about murder stuff.
  2. Pretend to be Gar-Gar Non.
  3. Ask her what she is wearing.