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Assuming your best Gar-Gar Non impression, you are able to easily hoodwink ol' Pearl. She starts right in, "G-G, I'm so glad you called. I've been worried sick that you are still agitated about your wife . . . you know, the stab-stab-cut-slash-chop-wink-wink? It's not my fault though."
  1. "No worries."
  2. "Actually, I am pretty mad about that."
  3. "I forget, why wasn't it your fault?"