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You go with the double cross/infinity symbol floating above one of the Inner Demon/Michael McDonald heads. Overcome with the putrid smell of sulfur/rotten eggs & body odor, you find yourself sitting on a metal folding chair in a strange room furnished with a sitar, some Doobie Brothers sheet music, an old computer with the words "DUNGEON FACE" on the screen, two familiar looking pictures, a mattress, & a letter addressed "To: Jeff, From: Gar-Gar Non." Based on the letter, you deduce this must be Jeff the Wizard's bedroom. Also, you're having some mega deja vu.
  1. Play Jeff the Wizard's sitar.
  2. Go look at Jeff the Wizard's computer.
  3. Go sleep in Jeff the Wizard's bed.

by Steve Kemple