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Pearl calms the lovers' quarrel with her delightful impressions, but your eyes wander to the gold-filled safe. As if she could read your mind, Pearl snaps around and says, "Not so fast, money-mitts. That safe is protected by a magic spell. Only one who renounces love can claim Mar-Mar Non's gold."
  1. Take a bullet for the team and renounce love. You weren't really getting anywhere with that aquatic chick anyway.
  2. Ask Spruceteen to renounce love (or "Heartburn" as he calls it). He just might go for it... with his marriage in shambles and all.
  3. Ask the rolling head to renounce love. It's his dead mom's stupid gold after all.





by Russell Ihrig