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You start to sing....a melody comes to mind. It's Barry White from the 1970s:

    Darling, Eye can't get enough of your love babe
    Girl, Eye don't know, Eye don't know, Eye don't know why
    Eye can't get enough of your love babe
    Oh no, babe

The melody surrounds you. Your eyes start to vibrate. The music overwhelms you. The mic reverberates every note.

So you:
  1. Catch the next lyrics and sing along with the eye popping music.
  2. Woo the nasty jelly on your thumb and hope it stops quivering so you can get a grip on things.
  3. Screw this crap! I'm getting back to the one eyed hairy babe!
by Gary DeLamatre