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You think about where you should go for way too long and finally decide to climb up to the Assembly of the King's King's Protest HQ rather than to finish your quest with the Smoke Demon. Climbing the mountain is hard as no trails were drawn on the map, it's a lot more climbing-climbing than walking-climbing. You keep losing your grip and sliding back down, not progressing as quickly as you might like. Struggling to find purchase you reach for something that won't crack, snap, crumble, or crawl. You grab for the thing that is . . .
  1. Wooden
  2. Light and shiny
  3. Mostly dirt