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You pull out your big stick of crocodile soap and scrub up real good. As the screaming soap's tail wears down you can see that there is something hard and shiny inside of it. You're so distracted by this that you almost don't realize the raft has hit land and several angry fellows are heading in your direction.
  1. See what these guys are so upset about.
  2. Paddle away from the shore and hope that they can't swim.
  3. Danger be damned, figure out what is inside of this soap.