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You look at the painting and roll your eyes. "Oh God," you say. "Some fantasy stoner art, how original." Just then an unfamiliar voice interrupts you from the direction of the stairs.
  1. Go ahead and apologize. That was sort of a dick-move on your part.
  2. Defend your aesthetics with your wits. Say something real smart aleck-y.
  3. Maybe get a look at this person and size them up before you open your trap.

by Russell Ihrig