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The most sensible solution that you can come up with is "Dame Alert". Convinced of your rightness, you speak the words softly but nothing happens. You repeat it again and again, louder and louder, until you are standing in the hallway yelling "Dame Alert! Dame Alert! Dame Alert!" but the door does not budge. A familiar hand comes from behind and taps you on the shoulder.
  1. Compliment the underwater lady on her dry hairstyle and sweater.
  2. Regale her with an account of your triumphant burglary quest.
  3. What the what?